I called the Spa I frequent for facials and massages since they are a ‘All service Spa’ to inquire and possibly to set an appointment-
Girl- Blah Blah Spa how can I help you?
M- Well, I um…I was wondering about those waxes the bikini ones.
Girl- Yes, what can I help you with?
M- Um, ok what do you, you know consider bikini? Cause I don’t wear one, I mean I wear a suit of course, like duh, but it’s a onesie I mean a one piece not like a (laughing from other side of phone, sigh).
Girl- I understand, well it covers all the areas that are not covered by a bikini. Like… (at this point she is delicately trying to tell me, ‘they rip out all your lady hair that could possibly make an appearance at the show’)
Girl- It doesn’t hurt really bad unless you don’t deal well with pain.
M- …Ah huh
Girl- Can I set you with an appointment?
M- (My God what are you people running over there? What other atrocities are you performing? Bamboo under the nails? Skinning people alive?) Sure, this Thursday afternoon I guess.
Girl- Great! Now you should be fine afterwards but don’t plan on exercising that is not recommended.
Exercising, get real I won’t be moving for at least 10 hours, get the Margaritas ready honey and keep ‘em coming…